Comedy sports game
Here’s a comedy sports game my daughter taught me. It goes like this: 185 pencils walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve pencils here. Get out”. The pencils say “Oh, what’s the point?” Okay, so the game is you make up the subject of the joke, and the next person has to fill in the punchline. Try it! I’ll start the joke, you fill in the punchline, and then you start the next joke, so someone else can fill in the punchline. Get it? Okay, here goes. 185 sesame seed bagels walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve bagels here. Get out”. The bagels say - - -
June 8th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
‘What’s the matter? We look too seedy?’
185 llamas walk into a bar, the bartender says ‘Hey! We don’t serve no llamas here!’ The llamas say…
June 8th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
the llamas say, “That’s really eerie (EAR-IE)”. 185 ipods walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey! We don’t serve no ipods here!” The ipods say . . .
June 8th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
The ipods say “I’ll make you change your tune”. 185 bobcats walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve no bobcats here! The bobcats say . . .
June 9th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
“Oh grow-l up!”
185 Balloons walk into a bar, the bartender says ‘Hey you balloons! Get outta here, we don’t want your kind!’ The balloons say…
June 9th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
“well, we’ll just pop off then”.
185 oboes walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve oboes here. Get out!” The oboes say . . .
September 11th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
“We’re not oboes, we’re bums!
185 actors walk into a bar. the bartender says “Hey we don’t serve actors in here. Get out!” the actors say…
September 12th, 2007 at 8:50 am
“Exit! Stage left!”
185 Yoga masters walk into a bar. the bartender says “Hey we don’t serve Yoga masters in here. Get out!” the Yoga masters say…
September 13th, 2007 at 10:10 am
“…And with a centered heart, reach for the door ****…. and turn…. feeling the metal against your fingers. And with a deep cleansing breath, pull the door to you, your eyes are soft and your shoulders are relaxed…”
185 Department store Santas enter a bar. The bartender says “Hey we don’t serve Dept. store santas in here, Get out!” The dept. store santas say….
September 14th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
“Ho-ho-hope you go to hell!”
185 cups of coffee walk into a bar. The bartender says ‘Hey, we don’t serve cups of coffee in here–so get out!” The cups of coffee says…
September 15th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Who wants a cup of coffee? Isn’t this a bar?!
or “See ya latte!”
185 pencil neck geeks walk into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve pencil-neck geeks in here. Get out! the pencil-neck geeks say..
September 17th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Oh come on, guys!
the Pencil Neck Geeks say: Oh Yeah? Giga byte me!
Let’s try this one: 185 Munchkins walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve Munchkins in here. Get out!
The Munchkins say:
September 18th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Don’t get short with us. Let’s hit the yellow brick road.
185 ragtime piano players walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve no ragtime piano players here. Get out!” The ragtime piano players say . . .
September 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
“I guess it’s time to Jelly Roll!”
or (and appologies in advance)
“We SCOTTs to JOPLIN along” (groan)
It seems…. 185 Pillsbury Dough Boys walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve Pillsbury Dough boys in here. Get out! The Pillsbury Dough boys say……
September 18th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
“Don’t get fresh with us! We’ll just pop off!!”
So, 185 androids walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve androids in here. Get out!” The androids say……
September 20th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
“this throws a wrench into the works!”
okay, 185 Oprah Show viewers walk into a bar. The Bartender says “Hey, we do NOT serve Oprah show Viewers in here. Get out!” The Oprah show Viewers say……
September 20th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“What? No parting gifts?”
185 musical theater students walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hey! We don’t serve no musical theater students here. Get out!” The musical theater students say . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
“DON’T tell me not to live, just sit and putter,
Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter,
DON’T bring around a cloud to (four part harmony)
Rain on my paraaaaade!!!!
all One hundred and eighty five members of the **** Cheny hunting party walk into a bar. The bar tender says “We do NOT allow members of the **** Cheny Hunting party in here. Get Out!!! The members reply:
September 25th, 2007 at 8:10 am
“You have to hide us! Someone suggested a drink and we said ‘We’re game’ so **** started shooting!”
Okay, 185 librarians walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve librariarns here! GET OUT!” The librarians say . .